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		<title>Hotel Perdition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DBA Lehane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We&#8217;ve been expecting you,&#8221; says the receptionist, as I check in at Hotel Perdition. Taking the elevator up to the 6th floor, the bell-boy breaks off from whistling some Johnny Cash to ask, &#8220;Ex-wife?&#8221;  I nod.  &#8220;Bitches,&#8221; he sighs. &#8220;Can always tell.&#8221;  Room 66 is small but clean, with a view of the factory below, its [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=asquickasaflash.com&amp;blog=28809346&amp;post=14&amp;subd=asquickasaflash&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve been expecting you,&#8221; says the receptionist, as I check in at Hotel Perdition.</p>
<p>Taking the elevator up to the 6<sup>th</sup> floor, the bell-boy breaks off from whistling some Johnny Cash to ask, &#8220;Ex-wife?&#8221; </p>
<p>I nod. </p>
<p>&#8220;Bitches,&#8221; he sighs. &#8220;Can always tell.&#8221; </p>
<p>Room 66 is small but clean, with a view of the factory below, its furnace spewing black choking ash up into the atmosphere. There&#8217;s a complimentary bottle of scotch beside the bed, which I dispatch immediately. For a moment, doubt kicks in and I search the bedside drawer for a bible but, unsurprisingly, there isn&#8217;t one. </p>
<p>I take a deep breath, loosen my tie and open the window. Standing on the narrow ledge, black ash beckoning around me, the doubt surfaces again.  </p>
<p>The bell boy appears beside me. &#8220;Do you need a hand checking out, sir?&#8221; </p>
<p>Next thing is I&#8217;m falling, headed directly for the furnace below.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Inspired by word-of-the-day <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/perdition" target="_blank">Perdition</a></p>
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		<title>Cutting Criticism</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 21:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DBA Lehane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My criticism has always been described as cutting.  I can’t really help it; it’s just the way I am.  So the girl I met that night in the club was always on to a loser from the outset.  She should have guessed by the way I sneered at her make-up.  She could have walked away [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=asquickasaflash.com&amp;blog=28809346&amp;post=10&amp;subd=asquickasaflash&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My criticism has always been described as cutting.  I can’t really help it; it’s just the way I am. </p>
<p>So the girl I met that night in the club was always on to a loser from the outset.  She should have guessed by the way I sneered at her make-up.  She could have walked away when I said the clothes she wore made her look like a tart.  But she was drunk, so I smiled through gritted teeth and bought her another.  They always say the fat ones try harder. I just find with the drunk fat ones I don’t have to try at all.</p>
<p>So we’re back at mine, and I’m pulling out of her; my relief giving way to disgust. But she doesn’t notice; she’s not exactly conscious.</p>
<p>I take a steak knife and carve WHORE deep into her forehead.</p>
<p>Yes, my criticism has always been incisive.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
inspired by word of the day &#8220;<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/animadvert" target="_blank">Animadvert</a>&#8220;</p>
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